So, we hear it all the time. It’s one of the most famous quotes ever. It is meant to give you that supreme feeling. It’s meant to make you feel… good. Fell good about your shitty little life. About your pathetic attempts to make a living. Every time you’re down this quote is supposed to get you up and running. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
… no shit?
Now… let’s picture this scenario: you’re crossing the street when a fucking bus runs over you. Yes a fucking 10 tone bus. But a miracle happens and you just won’t die. You do remain paralyzed although and spend the rest of your life in a fucking wheel chair. Yeah – you’re right – no blow jobs for you anymore. No sex either. No love, no sympathy. No fucking lawsuit. No money. No nothing. Just a pathetic handicapped and his fucking wheel chair.
What then if you hear some duschebag that just lost his job or just got left by his wife saying: “oh man, what doesn’t kill you…” Won’t you just grab your gun and do it for him? But you just can’t do that because you’re fucking paralyzed.
So, let’s remake this old quote.
“What doesn’t kill you puts you in a fucking wheel chair.”