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Either I’m going crazy, either I’m starting to hate my neighbors. or just a bit of both. Don’t get me wrong: they’re just selfish rudish stealish motherfuckers.  And besides that – they exist.
Winter. Oh, yes, winter. Parking spots: none, unless you dig one yourself.  And after you do that, after breaking your back shoveling like crazy out in the cold, after all that trouble, after all, what do you find when you come back from work? Your fucking neighbor on your so hardly worked (paid!!) parking spot. Not the hole neighbor, just his motherfucking car.   And will he come out when you start blowing the horn like a nut-case? No. He just stays behind his curtains, watching your desperate search for another legible hole in the snow, than digging for another 3 hours, and finally realizing that the fucking hole ain’t big enough.
But today will be different. You just wait behind your curtains…